hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

tribecalledself:

Take note: Different forms of intimacy. 

redbirdblogs:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST LITTLE BROTHER THE VERSE COULD HAVE GIVEN ME EVEN IF YOU ARE A SIMPLE SHIT SOMETIMES

THA’S THE BEST KINDA SHIT TA BE THO

redbirdblogs:

Only because we’re arguing about it: I’m the white one, all “OMGLOVES!” and guardiantucker’s the green one, all “Wtf’re ya doin’, lemme alone!”

Now I feel like ‘s the other way ‘round

redbirdblogs:

Only because we’re arguing about it: I’m the white one, all “OMGLOVES!” and guardiantucker’s the green one, all “Wtf’re ya doin’, lemme alone!”

Now I feel like ‘s the other way ‘round

dekunda:

redbirdblogs:

UGH UGH GUISE GUARDIANTUCKER JUST GOT HIS FIRST PACKER AND WE WERE LAUGHING AT HOW IT LOOKED AND HE FUCKING SHOOK IT AT ME AND MY DUMB ASS GOES “THROW IT TO ME I WANNA CATCH IT I WANNA SEE HOW IT FEELS” AND UGH YEEEEEUCK I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN IT FEELS LIKE INCEST GUYS I HELD HIS FLACCID COCK IN MY HAND I COULDN’T EVEN LOOK AT IT I HAD IT BETWEEN TWO FINGERS HELD OUT TO HIM LIKE GET IT AWAY AND COULDN’T LOOK AT AND WAS AT THE SAME TIME TERRIFIED TO DROP IT ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE EW GROSS SO I COULDN’T LET IT GO BUT I COULDN’T TOUCH IT AND EW EW EW IT FELT LIKE REAL ACTUAL SOFT PENIS UGH UGH I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN UGH

YA’ MADE ME SPIT WATER ON MY SCREEN YA’ NOODLE

BE CAREFUL IT CAN SMELL FEAR

Bridget’s ultimate reaction ta everythin’

asksweetstalker:

Creation by *sakimichan
asksweetstalker:

Creation by *sakimichan
blogofimpossiblethings:

sextrated:

vagazzling:

sexsatan:

spookytastic:

vroom vroom

wait what im mind fucked

I keep trying to make sense of this wtf

wtf

Is this M.C. Escher’s car, or…

blogofimpossiblethings:

sextrated:

vagazzling:

sexsatan:

spookytastic:

vroom vroom

wait what im mind fucked

I keep trying to make sense of this wtf

wtf

Is this M.C. Escher’s car, or…

In 1946, two legendary artists began collaboration on a short film. More than half a century later, their creation has finally been completed. (x)

- Salvador Dalí and Walt Disney