HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST LITTLE BROTHER THE VERSE COULD HAVE GIVEN ME EVEN IF YOU ARE A SIMPLE SHIT SOMETIMES
THA’S THE BEST KINDA SHIT TA BE THO
Only because we’re arguing about it: I’m the white one, all “OMGLOVES!” and guardiantucker’s the green one, all “Wtf’re ya doin’, lemme alone!”
Now I feel like ‘s the other way ‘round
UGH UGH GUISE GUARDIANTUCKER JUST GOT HIS FIRST PACKER AND WE WERE LAUGHING AT HOW IT LOOKED AND HE FUCKING SHOOK IT AT ME AND MY DUMB ASS GOES “THROW IT TO ME I WANNA CATCH IT I WANNA SEE HOW IT FEELS” AND UGH YEEEEEUCK I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN IT FEELS LIKE INCEST GUYS I HELD HIS FLACCID COCK IN MY HAND I COULDN’T EVEN LOOK AT IT I HAD IT BETWEEN TWO FINGERS HELD OUT TO HIM LIKE GET IT AWAY AND COULDN’T LOOK AT AND WAS AT THE SAME TIME TERRIFIED TO DROP IT ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE EW GROSS SO I COULDN’T LET IT GO BUT I COULDN’T TOUCH IT AND EW EW EW IT FELT LIKE REAL ACTUAL SOFT PENIS UGH UGH I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN UGH
YA’ MADE ME SPIT WATER ON MY SCREEN YA’ NOODLE
BE CAREFUL IT CAN SMELL FEAR
Bridget’s ultimate reaction ta everythin’
vroom vroom
wait what im mind fucked
I keep trying to make sense of this wtf
wtf
Is this M.C. Escher’s car, or…
In 1946, two legendary artists began collaboration on a short film. More than half a century later, their creation has finally been completed. (x)
- Salvador Dalí and Walt Disney
GET OFF RUMBLT AND GO TO BED
witbeyondmeasuregreatesttreasure:
is the text I received from my intoxicated outspace MoH at about 2am this morning.
I dno’t see the prboelm, I raed it fnie.
thank you, brother defender mine
No problem, B :3
